FIN

You are looking at a museum! I live here now.

APRIL 30, PATCHWORK QUILT: “New Corners”

The remains of what looks like a question:

since we’re even, no-one knows how it got

there, trying to crawl up the side.

On Cloud Nine, one-earner needs hunger

on foot, advice, the past. Dressed as God,

or siring transparency: it thrilled you.

If bans control the list, it doesn't mean

anything, northeastern bombers. As

pieces, uniquely designed, limits work.

Antagonism is history, for now. There’s

the lack of an act, simply because

those yellow lines borrow, run.

So disallow us to ruin prose, but

when you die, never move out.

All content sourced prom my previous Oulipost 2014 poems – each and every one of them, I swear. 

Thanks for following along.

April 29, CANADA DRY: "The Straight Story"

It was a quiet day –

and then all hell

broke loose with

a knife before running

off to see her niece

petition.

Both the school and DEA

Passed into the presence

of the Lord. Notes of 
condolence were 
prohibitive of

comfort.

Instead of going the statutory route, 

go on sale.

The main purpose is

to give people of the

community bullets, a

row of lightly damaged

houses, or the remains

of what looks

like a question.

All content sourced from the Tuesday, April 29, 2014 edition of the Daily Item.

April 28, SNOWBALL B: “Editorializing Via X-Acto”

Negotiations participate. 

Recipients telephone. 

Expenses, poverty, 

waiver. Limits work.

Companies invested 

several. Safer, sold.

Thousands reported 

driving people.

Noncontroversial filibustering?

Unemployment. 

Legislation? Apparently,

tolerance + thinking = illegal. 

Enough crack. Stop.

Abandoned protester outside.

Guards leave food.

All content sourced from the Monday, April 28^th edition of the Daily Item.

APRIL 28, SNOWBALL A: "Untitled"

Opportunity, attraction: everyone’s

starting popular, smooth.

Again, don’t fly it.

Lawlessness, downstream:

Ducklings training buffalo,

Dozens. Never move out.

Yes, yes, I know: this is tomorrow's prompt. But the last couple days' prompts left me cold and unmotivated, and I felt lame about sitting everything out, repeatedly forsaking this social radical adventure, so to speak, so here we are. I'm going to write another one tomorrow. Promise.

All text sourced from the Sunday, April 27, 2014 edition of the Daily Item.

APRIL 25, LARDING: “Chutes and Ladders”

Why do we need to guarantee a

loan for something that doesn't

belong to us? People asked me why

I did that, and I told them there’s

no shopping center, when you die;

it’s almost like it’s connected to you,

available at participating dealers.

She has been named to the Distinguished Honor

Roll and is an Academic All-Star. She was told

that a large amount of money was missing and

was given a date when those funds

disappeared. Although her spine was

made of steel, her heart was soft,

particularly for animals in need.

Booster vaccinations must be

administered periodically for

lifelong immunity. We understand

that this is an uncomfortable topic.

All content sourced from the Friday, April 25, 2014 edition of the Daily Item.

APRIL 22, ANTONYMY: “False Lateral”

When we surrender

their slavery and

their unfairness, they

come back weaker. By

that time, no other

plants had been

concealed. There

is nothing we can’t

do to destroy

their people. 

Excogitate this as a 

release: disallow us 

to ruin prose. 

He’s a curse. It thrilled you,

they never have, their

society denigrates death. Why 

not none of the

below, minus?

Neither statement is true,

but that makes for a

silence that’s clear,

understandable,

and somewhat positive:

just pay attention to us.

All content sourced from the Tuesday, April 22, 2014 edition of the Daily Item.

April 21, CONFABULATION: "Yakkity-Yak"

You’re sitting there, completely 

engrossed in a book, 

oblivious to my 

presence.

It’s something we 

definitely 

       have to consider.

This 

was a careless and 

unnecessary death.

I am pursuing my black belt 

in Tae Kwon Do. 

It doesn't mean anything, 

and you shouldn't overreact.

To me, it’s not about money.

No-one knows how it got there.

That’s why I’m 

extending the deadline.

I like the fire and the heat.

We wanted to install them, for 

the viability of our 

visitor being able 

to access the fort.

All content sources from the Monday, April 21 edition of the Daily Item.