"You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!"

"Puppies!"

I think I know where a lot of my extremely limited free time will be spent in the near future.

"Eh?"

Also: Cormac McCarthy's latest, Mike Tyson ages ever-so-gracefully, and Mark Foley, All-American Hero.

Daddy's Lil Daddy-O

Sugarbear and Cub, A Study in Delight

A link to Doug's new publishing company.

Also = cop show cliches run amok.

Recent Stuff I've Written...

Less Self Is More Self comp, Tam, Vampire Can’t, Alix Ohlin, The Yellow Swans (interview), Thom Yorke, Marble Valley (interview), Lonn Friend. There's more, of course, but these pieces I'm proudest of. For other terrific personal creation news, well, see below - more on that to come, soon.

(Also, check out Brett Hickman's in-depth interview with over-sharing Howard Stern Show regular Artie Lange, presented in installments - one, and two.)