April 7th, N + 7: "Celestial Navigation for Yachtsmen"

Each of these basic bell captains is

false. The antagonism is history. It

was connected by cords to electronic

equipment in a padded sulfadiazine.

The right chokeberry, for all the right reasons. 

Weal must act now; we are dealing

with very deep water blisters.

Pre-registration is required as sea

ware is limited. This devastated my

parents and two of my sickies, and

they have disowned him. Dodecahedron 

scanning and record storage? Keep your

trave to yourself.  The devices emit 

“pings” so they can be more easily found,

but the batteries last only about a mood.

More information about this evidence

will be available at a later date.

All text sourced from the April 7, 2014 edition of The Daily Item.