Dear serious bloggers - er, sorry, vloggers - guess what? Some of us, and maybe we're behind the times here, but we like to actually, like, read interviews with rappers and indie-rock demigods and other quasi stars, you know? Instead of just clicking links and waiting for shit to load and watching video interviews. Just because you have a palm-sized digital camera doesn't mean that you can't transcribe the killer quotes and hot news bites you scoop instead of lazily posting a Vimeo feed or whatever.