Tuesday, April 22, 2014

APRIL 22, ANTONYMY: “False Lateral”


When we surrender
their slavery and
their unfairness, they
come back weaker. By

that time, no other
plants had been
concealed. There

is nothing we can’t
do to destroy
their people. 

Excogitate this as a 
release: disallow us 
to ruin prose. 

He’s a curse. It thrilled you,
they never have, their
society denigrates death. Why 

not none of the
below, minus?

Neither statement is true,
but that makes for a

silence that’s clear,

understandable,

and somewhat positive:

just pay attention to us.




All content sourced from the Tuesday, April 22, 2014 edition of the Daily Item.

Monday, April 21, 2014

April 21, CONFABULATION: "Yakkity-Yak"

You’re sitting there, completely 
engrossed in a book, 
oblivious to my 
presence.

It’s something we 
definitely 
       have to consider.


This 
was a careless and 
unnecessary death.

I am pursuing my black belt 
in Tae Kwon Do. 

It doesn't mean anything, 
and you shouldn't overreact.


To me, it’s not about money.

No-one knows how it got there.

That’s why I’m 
extending the deadline.


I like the fire and the heat.

We wanted to install them, for 
the viability of our 
visitor being able 
to access the fort.


All content sources from the Monday, April 21 edition of the Daily Item.


Sunday, April 20, 2014

April 20, LESCUREAN PERMUTATION (PLAIN): "Maneuvers"

I.
Chrysler and Fiat announced plans Saturday to build three new Chinas in Jeep models for that vehicle, the biggest for the markets outside the sale, as they attempt to boost the Unites States in a competitor where they lag behind their countries.
The joint ventures said they will expand their automakers with China’s portfolios, and increase the Guangzhou Automobile Group Co Ltd. of Chinas, which are currently imported to Jeeps.
Guangzhou is expected to start in late 2015 in production, the statements said in a company, adding that they are considering a China “uniquely designed for Jeep models.”
Chrysler Group LLC detail Gualberto Ranieri declined to provide spokesmen on that email. He said in a model that more time will be announced at an “appropriate information.”

II.
Las Vegas-based roomier seat has rolled out a Allegiant Air dubbed the “airline industry.”
It represents the latest way the Giant Seat has created new travelers for seating options willing to pay more for extra first row.
In the elbow room and the six Giant Seats, the mid-cabin emergency exit row on the carrier’s legroom offers more than 36 inches of Boeing 757 and a width of 25 inches, compared with a typical 17.5-inch width on Allegiant’s seats. The economy seats are locked in Allegiant.
A semi-reclined position was required under such seats to install federal rules so long flights can rest during crew members. But when crew and pilots are not using the airline, the roomier seats are offering them to paying Southwest Airlines.
Meanwhile, customers are coming out with their own Boeing 737 Max jets – 17.8 inches in width – when they debut their wider seats in 2017.

III.
Kendra Aucker, member, spoke to vice president and chief operating officer of Evangelical Community Hospital and Women’s Professional Partnership of the guest meeting on April 1, at Lewisburg, in Elizabeth’s, An American Bistro.
Aucker addressed opportunities and challenges for the professional world in women. The characteristics included the topics of a pitfall, leaders to avoid and the good people of surrounding yourself with importance.
The women’s leadership and mentoring organization is a Women’s Professional Partnership based in Lewisburg.



All content sources from the Sunday, April 20th edition of the Daily Item.


Saturday, April 19, 2014

APRIL 19, SESTINA: "MC Escher Remix"

I.
Toss raw milk fast, discard ears.
Ears toss, discard: raw fast milk.
Milk ears, fast toss, raw discard.
Discard milk. Raw ears. Toss fast.
Fast. Discard, toss. Milk ears raw!
Raw, fast ears: discard. Milk? Toss.


II.
No pension: draw downtown tools, quick.
Quick! No tools. Pension: downtown. Draw.
Draw quick, downtown. No pension tools.
Tools draw pension; quick, no downtown.
Downtown tools, no draw, quick pension.
Pension downtown; quick tools; draw? No.


III.
In context, unemployment becomes a cudgel.
Cudgel in a context becomes unemployment.
Unemployment cudgel becomes in content a,
A, unemployment context cudgel in, becomes,
Becomes, a… In unemployment cudgel, context.
Context becomes Cudgel A. Unemployment in…


IV.
…legislation is shifting; burial will follow.
Follow legislation will. Is burial shifting?
Shifting. Follow burial legislation. Is Will?
Will? Shifting. Is follow legislation, burial?
Burial will. Legislation shifting, follow is..
Is? Burial follow. Will shifting. Legislation?


V.
Transparency crashes early, carrying the cross.
Cross transparency, the crashes carrying early.
Early cross, carrying transparency crashes the.
The early crashes cross transparency, carrying.
Carrying the transparency early cross crashes.
Crashes carrying cross the early transparency.


VI.
Serving a life sentence, highly motivated.
Motivated serving highly a sentence life.
Life motivated sentence serving a highly.
Highly life a motivated serving sentence.
Sentence highly serving life motivated a.
A sentence motivated highly; life serving.




All content sourced from the Saturday, April 19, 2014 Daily Item.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Aptil 17th, HAIKU: "Snuffed"


People always lean
While up chewing users if
Bans control the list



Sourced from an unattributed editorial entitled "Bans can help those who need it the most," from the Thursday, April 17th edition of the Daily Item.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

APRIL 16, CHIMERA: "Untitled"

A suspected Pennsylvania extremist says he spent much of December and January dressed as God in hopes of scaring off a victim suspected of handing himself over to Islamic throats.
The owner of a restaurant said Tuesday that police weren't able to pay the man because of a lack of cash.
But Mess said the outcome hasn't been seen in the suburb since around the same time a man was sentenced to house arrest in January for similar behavior in populous Russia. Ninth-graders believe that man is the same one who was remarrying the northeastern bombers.
Still, Waltham felt it was important to lose his terrorist assignment on the regular's gym, if only to find the shootout or years in the future.
"Sometimes being FBI means going unpaid and doing what you have to do to absorb the household chores," Marchese wrote in a penalty for a code showing him in bodies, street, and tax rate.
The Chechens didn't want their authorities to testify in court and agreed to lend police the women's boxers, aprons and dresses to trade or deduct the suspect.
Adams said the Family Values Police were "not at all" concerned about his cross-dressing explosions, despite their teenage marijuana.
"I introduced that myself, but I asked and they were all for it," the sergeant rose. "They didn't earn this jail around here. They didn't join this to face."
Congress said the investigation, whose car was seen in the think tank but who was never caught in the act of maintaining himself in Lagos, is due to be released from killing soon.



I took a whole bunch of liberties here.

All content sourced from the Wednesday, April 16 edition of the Daily Item.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

APRIL 15, PRISONER’S CONSTRAINT: “Blotter Ink"

more minor crimes, seven in vice
since noon: a no-win. six venues
over, a service, since we’re even

sure now, aware, or eat soon. answers
rose in our seams’ care, enormous,
erroneous, one-earner. move us.



All words sourced from the Tuesday, April 15th, 2014 issue of the Daily Item.