Michael Jackson: Who’s the boogie man you’re thinking of?
John Lennon: The men from the press.
Bobby Brown: They say I’m nasty.
Lennon: It ain’t easy.
Brown: Spreading myself around.
Jackson: Everybody wanting a piece.
Brown: Talking all this stuff.
Lennon: They didn’t even give us a chance.
Lennon: Eating chocolate cake in a bag.
Jackson: My obituary?
Lennon: Crucify me.
Brown: Why am I so real?
Jackson: Am I crazy?
Lennon: Two gurus in drag.
Jackson: On the screen.
Brown: Oh, no.
*Usually these mashups wind up on Splice Today, but this one's feeling too slight somehow, so I've posted it here.